The Federal Republic of Novi Jugoslavija is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 631 million Jugoslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 47.2%.

The powerhouse Jugoslavian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 79,359 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novi Jugoslavija's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novi Jugoslavija is ranked 69,536^th in the world and 125^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,728.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.